A funny thing happened on my way out of India... - Yasmin Boland
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UPDATE: If you’ve been following me recently, you might know I

(a) had an AMAZING time in India
(b) got sick seemingly on the very last day there (at a hotel)

There are two little cosmic twists in this tale so I thought I would share them!

And it’s been no little bout of being unwell – it was six days of massive upset tummy, stomach cramps, extreme fatigue, and so on.

AND IT FINALLY ENDED TODAY!

And here are the little cosmic twists…

1. A girlfriend and I (Ash?) were joking at the ashram that there are some people who live there permanently that we feel the teacher NARAYANI AMMA speaks through. Let’s call my person who does that Jane …

So Jane suggested quite firmly that I shouldn’t say at the hotel I usually do on my way out of India, and that I should try another place she highly recommended… it looked lovely, so why not?

So I booked the other place (for two nights), but messed up my dates, and when I went to rebook, the price had soared, so I just cancelled it and went back to my usual place which was still a reasonable price.

***I am 99.9% sure I got the bug (based on timing of the onset) at the HOTEL I was at for two days before flying out (either the pool or buffet)!***

So that’s “funny”. Not funny ha ha.

Had I gone to the other hotel, then “nothing” special probably would have happened, and I wouldn’t have had any idea of what I had avoided by taking Jane’s advice!

I also wonder if it was a double leela and I needed 5 more days of processing physically what I had been processing spiritually at the ashram.

But I digress.

2. The other thing is that after 5 days of having a SUPER upset tummy, craps, fatigue, and the whole shebang, and wondering when it would ever stop, I was half asleep on my Mum’s couch and I had this dream/vision …

… Jesus himself (!) came up to me, touched his forefinger lightly to my stomach – it made a little PING! noise with a flash of light and I knew I was healed.

So I woke up and said to my sister who was sitting next to me “Jesus just healed me! Lol!” and I told her the story which sounded like a little joke.

I mean, I wouldn’t be the first person Jesus healed, nor the last!

And then in the next 24 hours, after what was now 6 days of what can only be described as *borderline traumatic intestinal tumult* (and no chance to get it sorted at the doctors for various reasons) and which had shown ***ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS WHATSOEVER*** of letting up in the *slightest*, overnight I am now healed!

Go figure!!!

PS I asked AI for a pic of this and AI keeps making the female in the pic look preggers but whatever – you get the idea!

Funny, eh? Always worth making a note of these things, IMHO. <3

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